Re: Canajun Darwin Award Winner

On 13-Feb-2026, Mars Sellus <[email protected]> stopped playing with himself long
enough to write:

> That ol' green norther got his ass good...
>
> https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/02/12/canadian-journo-says-trump-must-be-impeached-after-canadian-dies-in-ice-custody-n2424973
>
> Mark Slapinski is a Canadian journalist, but count him in on those
> demanding that President Donald Trump be impeached over his immigration
> enforcement. After all, a Canadian illegal alien died in ICE custody,
> and his death was preventable. Yes, it was especially preventable;
> we'll give him that.
>
> Community Notes time!
>
> Johnny Noviello was a convicted drug trafficker that died in federal
> custody from ingesting Ethylene Glycol prior to his detention, which he
> did not disclosed to authorities, and is not easily treatable without
> that information.


I wonder if they'll give his next of kin the $1,000 for the ultimate "self
deport".
After all, it was very considerate of Johnny to save us the time, effort,
& expense of sending his ass back to the Great White North!
-- 
I never wore a pair of panties I didn't like!