Naked faggots in San Francisco...

So there I was on Castro Street on Saturday night and a group of naked 
gay men walked by.  A few minutes later the police stopped them and made 
them put on underwear (really brief briefs which said 'Hot Cookie'), but 
nobody was arrested (I doubt they had any ID on them).

Then later at Church and Market I was waiting for a bus and a gay man 
began checking me out and pulled his pants down and sat on a bench and 
asked if I wanted to give him a handjob right there in public.