Ze Time Ze Change !

a bit of pepppermint twist on Ze Old Time Change Thingy !

Another in a series of mis-sieves about Ze Time Changes.

[ Copyright by me, 2008. All Rights Reserved. ]

Ze Giant Mallard vas vandering,
around and around and around,
Ze Internet.

Vhen he did sssspy oout Ze Time Change !

Egad, he is how you say,
Thousands of seconds early ya Mallard !
 Don't you pay attention to anything ?!"

"Vell," he replied succintly, "Yes. Jhust not dat stuff..."

Jhust Vhen I got adjhusted to,
the time leaping like ze bunny rabbits,
it znow springs about like kangaroos !
Achooo !

Foist its over there,
now its in February !
No wait, October !
November ?! Egad, ze boing !

Auugghhh !
I am losted again !

Oh look Los Angelesess has snow !
Vhat will they zink of next ?
Rain ?

Achoo !
Zorry, I havf become allergic,
to mine own feathers.

Or vas dat to someone else's feathers ?
Or maybe Ze Internet...
Nooo ! Not Ze Internet Allergy !
Its not the Heat Death of Ze Internet,
Knot-Even for Mallards towards nonsense.

Vhere vas I ?
Planet Earth, I think...
Mars maybe ?

Ya, Plant Earth.
heading North by Northwest,
gots an appointment with a sliderule,
I think it is in ze Storage Shed !

Maybe I kept the Time Change in Zhere ?
Oh, look ! A 25 dollar gold coin ! Gets more of zhem
and I get a bridle and bit for my hobby horsie !

Oh, yes ! Sprinng Forward one hour,
uhm, sometimmes this year,
I losted track and am all confused !

Nyurk !
Father Time has just reminded me,
by zapping me with a bolt of lightning,
zat, its Fall ! Not Sproing forward !

Zo, fall back, 'cause its Fall,
if you spring forward you could wind up,
falling of a cliff onto Father Time,
And let me tell jhou,
dat scythe he gots Hertz !

At leasdt it wasn't GigaHertz !

Until Next time,
If I can figure out when dat is,
Zee you laters !

[ exeunt ] 

'Tis Actually Spring Forward, don't cha know ?
-- 
Jim