Re: hi hi

a cat <[email protected]> Sun, 18 Jun 2023 09:46:31 -0600
Newsgroups alt.callahans
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 6/18/23 5:03 AM, Laurens Kils-Huetten wrote:
> songbird <[email protected]> wrote:
>> a cat wrote:
>>
>>> I'm new to Usenet (gasp!) and I happened upon a message that said this
>>> was a good place to hang out :)
>>>
>>> So... what's this place like? It looks like there's regulars? What do
>>> you all talk about?
>>
> [...]
>>
>>    i'm a member of the peanut gallery.  *throws peanuts*
>>
>>    do you like to tell stories?
>>
> 
> *something moves in a dark corner of the bar ...*
> 
> I don't feel I'm ready yet to tell my story and throw my
> glass into the fire place.
> 
> But hey, I'm here, as well.
> 
> *throws a single peanut*
> 
> ~lkh

(The peanut hits a cat in the cheek. She turns, curious of its source.)

Oh, it's you. Wait, do I know you? No. No that's someone else. Well 
hello, hi.

(a cat returns to the conversation)