Re: Scarlett Johansson is bimT

David Dalton <[email protected]> Tue, 20 May 2025 18:16:02 -0230
Newsgroups alt.tv.snl, rec.arts.tv, alt.tv, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.celebrities
Organization Eternal September
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On May 19, 2025, David Dalton wrote
(in article<[email protected]>):

> On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote
> (in article<[email protected]>):
>
> > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote
> > (in article<[email protected]>)
> > :
> >
> > > On May 18, 2025, David Dalton wrote
> > > (in article<[email protected]>
> > > )
> > >
> > > > Scarlett Johansson is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight
> > > > (the finale of their 50th Anniversary season).
> > > >
> > > > Using my matchmaking ability I have divined that she
> > > > is bimT (spiritually bim, male attracted to both genders,
> > > > in female physical form).
> > > >
> > > > If my attempt to instigate sudden evolution ever succeeds,
> > > > and if she would like to transition to male form if there
> > > > was an effective method, she will become two-spirit
> > > > bif/bimT and go into the Hain species, in which individuals
> > > > cycle between male and female physical form. If
> > > > she doesn’t want to transition she will remain bimT
> > > > and go into Beothuk species, which will be my species
> > > > after evolution. In either case she will gain about
> > > > 200 years in lifespan.
> > > >
> > > > Other bimTs in the same situation are Chappell Roan,
> > > > Bjork, Julia Roberts, Mattea Roach (of Jeopardy fame),
> > > > Kellie Loder, Cara Delevingne, Liz Fagan, Ivan Coyote,
> > > > Billy Joel’s wife, and Antonio Guterres’s wife.
> > >
> > > And using my special abilities determination ability I have divined
> > > that before the evolution Scarlett Johansson had no special
> > > abilities and after the evolution (which has occurred except
> > > for physical aspects, which are coming) she has healer
> > > special ability, which she should apply by willing, not by prayer.
> > > Healer special ability was Jesus’s equivalent to my matchmaking
> > > special ability. One other individual with healer special ability
> > > is Anglican minister Summer Gross.
> >
> > But note that healer special ability works only on humans,
> > cetaceans, and non-human simians. Those with animal
> > husbandry special ability, such as Eckhart Tolle, can
> > heal other animals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians,
> > again by willing, not by prayer. Those with green thumb
> > special ability, such as Josh Shapiro, can heal plants.
> > Those with the new aquaculture special ability, such as
> > Mi’sel Joe and India Sood, can heal fish, including coral.
>
> No, my last attempt at instigating a global new age failed
> again, but I began trying again at 2258 UTC May 19, 2025.
> So for now SJ is still bimT and has no special abilities,
> and MJ and IS have no special abilities, but SG does
> have healer special ability, ET does have animal husbandry
> ability, and JS does have green thumb ability. And
> hopefully within the next several hours SJ will become
> two-spirit bif/bimT Hain and gain healer special ability.
> However this has been a Sisyphean endeavour, and
> I don’t know if Sisyphus ever got over the top.

No, my latest attempts have failed again, but I plan
to keep trying, but won’t post again to this thread.

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