Re: ARE

Sn!pe wrote:
> In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> [...]
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>>> I think that he /should/ try elephant riding, it's good fun.
>>
>> I think I heard you sit astride them at the shoulder instead of the back,
>> like a horse, otherwise their breathing can split you apart from the
>> crotch up.
> 
> It's true that you sit on their shoulders. I don't think I'll let heavy
> breathing do anything to my crotch though, that would be too gross for
> any of /my/ Universes.
> 
>> I would be nervous to be around an animal that can easily squash you
>> if it gets annoyed and is intelligent enough to get annoyed.
> 
> I was nervous too the first time I went elephant riding, but they're
> very gentle creatures really if you're nice to them and don't get all
> left-handed.
> 
that ain't the wild ones in africa