Totaldummyume

The man in the library just let out a loud parp.
Now, William Stickers is going to point to this
man as my friend. If confronted, he will scroll
out endless lists of grocery receipts that show
us shopping together and he will claim that the
man is also in my fencing club.

Remeber, when you Totaldummyume about someone
you make a totaldummy out of u and me.