Re: !
Skeeter <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate |
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| Organization | UTB |
| Message-ID | <[email protected]> |
In article <1s05rp8.n0uhjf1soffu8N%[email protected]>, [email protected] says... > > yoyleguy <[email protected]> wrote: > > > Sn!pe <[email protected]> wrote: > > > My generation was taught how to punctuate properly at school! > > > > Every generation thinks it's the correct one. It's just who actually is > > the correct generation that nobody really knows. > > > > > How do you feel about: semicolons; quotation marks; parentheses; > > > and (of course) the star performer, the apostrophe? How about the > > > Oxford comma? > > > > I like- no, LOVE, the semi-colon (I can never actually figure out on > > whether it has a hyphen or not...) quite a lot and use it a bit > > considering how little it gets used in real life. As for the > > parentheses, they are alright though I think they look a bit ugly, but > > there are no real alternatives. As for the quotation marks, I use them > > when I must. With the apostrophe, I always use it correctly, unlike the > > (ahem, excuse me,) *plebs* who fail to use it. It's always really > > annoying whenever I see "its" where it should be "it's". > > > > The despised "greengrocers' apostrophe" in plural's is bad but > superfluous apostrophes in possessives are the worst. I send it's > perpetrators to alt.possesive.its.has.no.apostrophe. > > > > > As for the Oxford comma, I have always loved it and defended it; if you > > didn't have the Oxford comma, you'd have the sentence "In the office > > were the strippers, Joseph Stalin and JFK." (I know, old example) which > > implies Stalin and JFK were the strippers. Let's look at a more original > > example: While on their walk in Egypt, the murderers, Michael Jackson > > and George Washington all tripped on a rock. Yes, it's incredibly > > anachronistic, but whatever. If you had the Oxford comma, there would be > > no ambiguity on if Stalin was a stripper or if Michael Jackson killed > > someone. > > > > An interesting, albeit unconventional, use of the Oxford comma. > I applaud your fearlessly adventuresome approach. > > > > > Thanks for coming to my TED talk. > > > > Who is TED? I once had a bear named Ted, or maybe he had me. > The mists of time make such memories unreliable. [sigh] Hey, If you're interested. I made a group over at that place about discussion of physics. It's called rb.sci.easyphysics. I like studying about atoms, the universe, you know how things work. -- https://rootbadger.com/invite/i7w9b9K7BUMNXZUDwPUvCxxZYcx4aKXrcoIVKJFt https://ibb.co/q26Rmhn NNTP friendly.