Re: birds are fit

marika <[email protected]>
Newsgroups alt.checkmate
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jojo <[email protected]> wrote:
> have you ever seen a bird and thought that bird is really fat? i 
> have not seen a really fat bird as yet!! i have seen fat dogs, 
> fat cats, fat rats.. mammals are so lazy!!

When i see a fat bird, i am usually certain it is a gravid she burd

Alternatively. The bird is puffing out it’s feathers for temperature
control. Both too hot or too cold are dealt with by puffing out 

Your theory fails

Excepting humans, mammals and birds do exactly what they need to do to
survive
Laziness is not a metric here
> 
> i guess they cant be fat else they would not be able to fly. but 
> i guess the ones that dont fly can be "fat" like chickens.. but 
> not exactly fat.. muscles.

Chickens can fly

They rarely want to

But they do, when they want to
> 
> if you are opposing earth's gravity on a daily basis, you dont 
> get to remain fat.
> 
> 

If i become king of the world, i will repeal the laws of gravity

I mean seriously wtf
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