Massachusetts serial pooper busted for defecating in parking lot eight times

A Massachusetts woman was busted for allegedly turning a store 
parking lot into her own personal potty — pooping there a 
staggering eight times in roughly a month.

Dubbed the “Parking Lot Pooper,” Andrea Grocer, 51, of Ashland 
was allegedly caught dropping trou near the Natick Outdoor Store 
on Wednesday morning, according to metrowestdailynews.com.

Police said they had been investigating since the fecal matter 
began showing up last month.

“At first, [workers] thought it was an animal but then they 
noticed toilet paper and other wipes — items animals would not 
have access to,” said police spokeswoman Lt. Cara Rossi, who 
said the first feces was found in early December.

After staking out the site, a cop allegedly spotted Grocer 
letting her bowels loose out of the door of her 2018 Lincoln MKX 
SUV just before 7 a.m.

When confronted, she told the officer she has irritable bowel 
syndrome and was on her way to her job as a nanny, a police 
report says, according to NBC Boston.

But she was allegedly seen waiting some 10 minutes for a nearby 
train and other traffic to clear out before doing the deed — and 
the cop pointed out that there were plenty of public restrooms 
nearby, the outlet reported.

The officer also called her employer, who confirmed she could 
have just pooped at their house.

Store owner Henry Kanner said he couldn’t understand why she did 
it — but was flush with excitement at her arrest.

“I’m so happy they arrested her,” Kanner said. “I have no idea 
who she is. This has been ongoing. She has defecated quite often 
over here. There’s nothing more disgusting coming into your 
parking lot in the morning and seeing a pile of human excrement.”

At Grocer’s arraignment Wednesday, her lawyer called her a 
“pillar of the community” who works full time.

She was charged with wanton destruction of property, and 
released without bail.

She is due back in court March 2.

Last year, a New Jersey superintendent was outed as a school’s 
“mystery pooper.”

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for-defecating-in-parking-lot-eight-times/