WIP: The Quakes - Dinglepuths intermission.

Part 50 - The Rock gets his name.

So Darrell Frock arose from the floor. Beaten. Angry. That was his characte=
r's name. Darrell Frock. He took off his visor. He took off his apron. He u=
ntucked his uniform shirt, and he fucking tackled Pee-Wee Herman into the g=
round and into a 4. No challenge required. The first match was over, his se=
cond the moment he charged. Pee-Wee hoped he might recover with a short thr=
ow. He was wrong.=20

He arose. Showed his name tag, and said "From Now On. Call me 'Sir Boss!'"

Part 51 - Dinglepuths Story Intermission

In 1969, in the middle of a Massive King of Cowboy Hill meets Mechanical Bu=
ll tournament. Dinglepuths showed up with a gang a' Hippie Protestors, not =
all hippies but lots. So many hippies dat even Dinglepuths have on flower p=
ower/Hawaiian bandana aqua blue with big yellow hippie flowers slash shower=
 appliques because he knew dat dis one would abrade.

The Hippies' signs dey all say "Make December Dinglepuths".

"Haloo Everyone!" say Dinglepuths. "I am here to make December Dinglepuths!=
 Dere nuff months that not Dinglepuths in dah year, dat to have December be=
 dah month of Dinglepuths is a small ting to ask."

"Here I show you how good it be." and he wind up a Victrola dat have a reco=
rd album and deh brassy, clangy, sounds of like deh Bing Crosby 50s Christm=
as album start playing from teh rekkid player.

Here's what it play.  =20

Dah Dinglepuths Christmas Album
All is Vanity Label - 0005

Side A
Here come Dinglepusth.
Dingleputsh Fideles
Little Saint Dinglepusth
Here come Dinglepusth (Rhumba version)
We Dinglepusth you a Merry Christmas.

Side B
Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Dinglepusth. Shatner, Allen Sherman, Mrs. Miller 12 =
minute song drunk as fuck everyone
We Three Kings of Dinglepusth are.
Dinglepuths we heard on high.

Side C
O! Dinglepuths town of Bethelehem
I saw Mommy Dinglepusthing Santa Claus
Dinglepuths the Herald Angels Sing
I been working on teh Dinglepusth Christmas railroad
Frosty dah Dinglepusth

Side D
Mele Dinglputhamaka
Dinglputh Bells
Itth Dinglepuths a lot to look a lot like Christmas
Silver Dingleputh Bells
God Rest Ye Merry Dinglepuths

He play a few songs, and say "Dat Enough," and throw first album against de=
h wall. "Since dere never be toooo much Dinglepuths, here dah second album,=
 and he start singing along with "O! Dinglepuths town of Bethlehem, how Din=
g-el-Puths you lie. Above thy DInglepuths and 'Buy My Album' sleep dah Ding=
lepuths go by"

Den, anudder song. "I sawwww Mommy Dingleputhsing Santa Claus, underneath d=
ah Dinglepusth last night"

One of dah string tie civil rights-era protestors dropped her sign and say =
"I Done". It was Dorothy Gish retiring as standardbearer. She walked behind=
 the corner to laugh at the stoopid, stoopid song. She be back later. She t=
op fighter. Montgomery Clift ran and picked up her sign and started chantin=
g "Ommmmm Make December Dinglepuths in Hawaii." It was an ad for the next m=
ajor tourney, and a suggestion to make December 03 (you see like om on its =
side) available as well as maybe some of the next few days and to set up a =
Big Island identity for then. I tell dat story before dah whole book is don=
e. Back to deh ongoing one.