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Part 60 - Where the rest of the go-karts went.
So the go-karts had driven West on Nordhoff, South on Tampa, and East on Pa=
rthenia.
Of the 40 go-karts, 2 veered north to scope out the initial defenses, you'v=
e seen what happened to them.
The other 38 went South, they knew they'd be harriers of the reinforcements=
primarily, which meant they had a few hours to kick back. Their decision, =
hollered at each other while driving, was to go play videogames at Chuck E.=
Cheese about 500 yards down Reseda.
They all pulled into the parking lot, one of the 'parents' of the little pe=
ople owned the Chuck E. Cheese, and it was cold enough that it didn't smell=
like a Yuck E. Cheese.
More on these folks later. There's a lot that can't be told here. They ummm=
... weren't all playing videogames.
Part 61 - Speaking of which=E2=80=A6
The ship had pretty much turned into an orgy after the beer and fights. Man=
y had paired off=E2=80=A6 some were in groups=E2=80=A6 Ed had been slapped =
three times.
After the third slap, Ed walked towards Arnie. Arnie wasn't having a really=
good day. Before Ed even opened his mouth=E2=80=A6 Arnie said "I kill you =
you say anything."
"This is work bitch." said Ed. "OK what?" said Arnie.
"This boat needs to get to L.A. faster. We'll need time to steal rides and =
set up."
"So wat the fuck you want?"
"Can you overclock the fish tails so we're at the shore by 9 am."
"Yoo fuckin' don't ask much do you?"
"Can you do it?" said Ed?
"We'll do it. I'll need you to watch the engine heat. I'll throttle it up."
And so=E2=80=A6 the Tole Mour I revved up for her last voyage.