Reed Richards & Goblin Corps. G Factor

Noahide <[email protected]> Wed, 7 Oct 2020 18:08:25 -0700 (PDT)
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Reed Richards & Goblin Corps G Factor

Mr Fantastic was in the Fantastic Four laboratory. He was looking at a maga=
zine article in New Science.

'This,' he said to Ben Grimm, the Thing.

Ben looked 'The 'G Factor'. Goblin Corporations new range of technological =
wonders for the next generation,' said Ben. 'So they are serious about ente=
ring in and become business oriented as they claimed.'

'Looks like it,' said Reed, examining some of the objects now for sale from=
 Goblin Corp. 'A lot of these inventions are suitable for vigilantes and do=
omsday preppers and general adventure seekers,' said Reed.

'Superheroes too,' said the Thing.

'And Supervillains,' said Reed, looking at Ben.

Meanwhile....

'They are the 'G Factor' said the Hobgoblin. 'My special project.'

'They are all in your colours,' said the Green Goblin. 'They should be in G=
reen.'

'Red,' said the Red Goblin.

'If they had been creative they would be Rainbowized,' said the Rainbow Gob=
lin.

'Rainbowized?' queried Green Goblin. 'Is that even a word. I think that is =
not really a word.'

'It's a word,' said the Rainbow Goblin.

''I bet if I go get my copy of Websters Official Dictionary, it's not in th=
ere. I bet it won't be.'

'New editions, Certain dictionaries. Mainly online things,' replied Rainbow=
 Goblin.

'The urban dictionary. He's probably entered it in himself,' said Red Gobli=
n.

Rainbow Goblin went silent. 'It's a frikking word. Leave me alone.'

Hobgoblin was watching the debate, then interrupted. 'The colour of the G F=
actor Droids is not the issue. I can get some of them in your colours if yo=
u insist. The point is G Factor will soon be ready to rumble.'

'I see,' said Green Goblin, stroking his chin, looking at the G Factor Gobl=
ins.

'They will be heroes in disguise,' said Hobgoblin. 'Everyone's favourites. =
But they will be monitoring everything. And collecting =E2=80=93 data.'

'It is how we shall rule the world,' said Green Goblin. 'Keep at it Hobbie.=
'

Hobgoblin grinned with glee, as the Goblins dispersed off to their thing.

Later....

'They've defeated a bank robbery by the Skullcracker Gang,' said Reed to Th=
ing.

'Who?' asked Ben.

'The G Factor. They are a droid mercenary hero group of droids run by Gobli=
n Corp.'

'They are in the superhero business now? Why don't I like the sounds of tha=
t,' replied the Thing, looking at the article.

'Nor I,' said Reed Richards, looking at the pictures of the crime fighting =
droids. 'Nor do I at all.'

The End