LNH: Goodbye, Looniversal Answering Machine!

Arthur Spitzer <[email protected]> Sun, 17 Dec 2023 13:18:55 -0800 (PST)
Newsgroups alt.comics.lnh
Message-ID <[email protected]>
And I guess this means my long running feud with the
Looniversal Answering Machine is finally over.

No more will I be  able to libel or slander or ask
Innocent Questions like, ‘What was the Looniversal
Answering Machine doing in Dallas the same day
JFK was assassinated? (Just asking questions!).’

I guess that means the Looniversal Answering Machine
Wins.  And America loses!

So goodbye, Looniversal Answering Machine!

Arthur “Goodbye…” Spitzer