Re: LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #325: All Things Dark and Scary #1

Arthur Spitzer wrote:
> Here's All Things Dark and Scary #1 by Josh Geurink!  This is a mini
> (or maybe Occultism Kid series?).

Effectively a mini, anyway. X>

> Editor's Note:  Yeah, this intro REALLY resembles the intro to the
> FlameWars.
> We believe that a copy of this script fell through a time-space
> anormality, and the original author drew his inspiration from
> that.  Barring time/space distortions along the line of bad Star
> Trek plots, the author (of ATDaS) will allow for a coincidence,
> and assures all that he did NOT just zerox a copy of FlameWars
> and stuff it in his own story.  Thank you.

heeheehee. Hey, All Good Things was really good! (Wait, is the title of this a 
pun on that?)

> Darkness...creatures...grasping...reaching...screaming...
> Must get away...must not let them drag me down...a light...an idea...
> a claw!
> With a sudden jerk, Occultism Kid sat bolt upright in bed,
> awakening from yet another nightmare.  Wiping the sweat from his brow,
> he remarked, "This is getting insane.  This makes two weeks, give or take
> a day, that I've had these nightmares.  There MUST be a reason."

Maybe it's a premonition of the cosmic horrors you will face! <3

> "Indeed there is, hero," intoned a figure standing silently in
> the deep shadows.  "There is purpose indeed."  The figure glided out
> of the corner and stopped, his features luminated in the pale moonlight.
> OK jumped again.  "D"D"D!  Why didn't the alarms...?" he spoke
> before the figure hushed him.
> "I am he no longer.  I am now the DVANDOM STRANGER, and I go where
> I will."  He crept closer, neither he nor his ebon staff cast a shadow.

ooooooh, ahhhhhh :D

> "Why should I trust you?" Occultism Kid asked warily.
> The Stranger shrugged.  "You can't.  The choice is yours.

It's fascinating to see when the Dvandom Stranger was a new, unknown factor.

> Net.ropolis is usually a very peaceful, happy place.  That is,
> peaceful and happy when there's not some giant super-powered mastermind
> villan/vigilante tearing up the city looking for something to do.

This feels right, to me. <3

> With a shrill cry UN drew
> a deadly Katana from behind his back, peered at the crowd, and sliced
> neatly through the podium in front of him.
> Needless to say, this attracted everyone's attention.

Heeheehee

> As the Ultimate Ninja plodded through an unnecessarily lengthy
> discussion on the crisis at hand (X-Over), 

Snerk. Good to make it explicit. X>

> "Geez, what a grouch.  I thought he was supposed to be more
> tolerant nowadays?" RosterwReam mumbled as he stood up.
> "That WAS tolerant.  He wouldn't have missed us before."
> "Ack.

Heeheehee

> Next ish:  Occultism Kid traverses the terrifying dimension of
> ALT.HORROR.CTHULU!!!!!!!

Dun dun dun...!

> Next Week:  Maybe back to The Crossover Caper?!

Seems like, anyway. X>

Drew "the mystery of continuity" Nilium