LNH: Cover Gallery #71i

Drew Nilium <[email protected]> Mon, 6 Apr 2026 17:06:38 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups rec.arts.comics.creative,alt.comics.lnh
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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On another world, a huge crowd is gathered outside the headquarters of
the Society of Wireless Heroes, yelling and holding signs that say
things like "YOU CAN'T CALL IT THAT ANYMORE" and "READ URBAN DICTIONARY
ALREADY". Inside it's chaos, as Bludwulf practices his boxing moves on a
hanging side of beef, Black Minnie carefully uses a cloth to shine up an
enormous pearl, and Neddie Thunderbox chases a fully-dressed Anglican
bishop with a yaoi paddle. Nearby stands Net.Access, burying her face in
her hands as she tries to explain things to Horrible Name Lad and
Painful Pun Person, the latter of whom is lying on the floor with a
gleeful expression.

NET.ACCESS: Okay, so in the 50s, they called it "The Goon Show"--

HORRIBLE NAME LAD: I just don't see what the problem is!

PAINFUL PUN PERSON: [gasping peals of helpless laughter]

CAPTION: [When the jerks of the Omnilooniverse go off on the Society of
Wireless Heroes, can  the Legion's youthful cohort take the hands-on
approach and rub out-- THE SUPER-CRISIS THAT STRUCK EARTH-GOON!]

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Drew "sometimes you're looking thru the wiki and inspiration hits" Nilium