LNH: Cover Gallery #75i

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In the Letters Page Dimension, Letters Page Man is holding a printout of
the RACC mailing list - but all the letters are floating away, into the
mouth of the Letterhack! Behind him, the members of the Arthur Spitzer
Revenge Squad (So-Lame-Even-Saxon-Brenton-Wouldn't-Use-Him-In-a-Story
Lad, The-Villain-That-Would-Have-Appeared-In-JONG-#7-If-The-Writer-Had-
Bothered-to-Write-That-Far, Namer Boy, and Never-Could-Get-Into-Arthur-
Spitzer's-Stuff Lad) are jeering and shaking their fists!

LETTERS PAGE MAN: All of Arthur's posts are vanishing from the mailing
list-- but how!?

THE LETTERHACK: [inbetween gross chewing noises] Today, Arthur Spitzer--
tomorrow, the world!!

[CAPTION: When posts go missing, is it the laziness of corporations or a
personal grudge!? Read-- SPITZER IT OUT ALREADY!]

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Note: Letters Page Man shows up only in a few early issues of Limp-
Asparagus Lad. NO REGRETS, BABY

Drew "but lots of regrets if I can't see Arthur's posts" Nilium