Gentoo, Gentoo, How I Do Love Thee

Gentoo, one of the few distros to offer alternatives to the sick-fuck
abominations known as systemd and wayland, today automagically updated
my system by downloading, building, and installing the following
packages:

devdev-libs/expat
net-misc/curl
app-arch/libarchive
x11-misc/xkeyboard-config
dev-lang/deno-bin
sys-apps/openrc
dev-libs/pugixml
dev-python/pypdf
dev-python/ast-serialize
dev-python/cython
dev-python/vcs-versioning
dev-python/setuptools-scm
dev-util/desktop-file-utils
dev-libs/libxmlb
media-libs/mesa
sci-libs/suitesparseconfig
sci-libs/colamd-libs
app-text/libexttextcat

Also, because libexttextcat, a dependency of LibreOffice, was updated
I was offered a rebuild of libreoffice, which I enthusiastically
accepted.

Thanks, Gentoo.

Only a brain-damaged, demented idiot would use anything else.