I'm Sure That FSB Hides In My Closet

The average GNU/Linux distro is riddled with various security features.
Some might even say "crippled:"

https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Security/Features

BUT THIS IS STILL NOT ENOUGH!!!

Every time I shut my computer down I can hear noises in my closet.
I am absolutely certain that there is an FSB agent hiding inside
and just waiting to execute a "cold boot attack:"

<https://www.kicksecure.com/wiki/Cold_Boot_Attack_Defense>

But I am ready.  I have added two defensive tools that the distros
fail to include:

<https://blog.3mdeb.com/2025/2025-08-27-ram-wipe-further-analysis/>

<https://www.kicksecure.com/wiki/Ram-wipe>


C'mon you bastards!  I know that you're out there and just drooling
to get into my system.  But I am loaded for bear!  C'mon!
I dare you!