The Bell Ringer of Notre Dame

"marc" <[email protected]>
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After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word

through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop

decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into

the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several

applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day.

Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to

apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous. "You have no

arms!"

"No matter," said the man. "Observe!" And he began striking the bells with

his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened

in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo.

But suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell again, the armless man

tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the

street below.

The stunned bishop rushed to his side. When he reached the street, a crowd

had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had

heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop

through, one of them asked, "Bishop, who was this man?"

"I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied, "but his face rings a

bell."



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The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his

heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the

bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.

The first man to approach him said, "Your Excellency, I am the brother of

the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry

yesterday. I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in

this duty."

The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man's

brother stooped to pick up a heavy mallet to strike the first bell, he

groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot.

Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy,

rushed up the stairs to his side. "What has happened? Who is this man?"

the first monk asked breathlessly.

"I don't know his name," sighed the distraught bishop, but he's a

dead ringer for his brother."
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