I warned you!

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has
been checking her out since he satdown, but lacks
the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket towards the man.He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make
it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap . and stay for
breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been
SO incredible!!!! ! ;

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."






"You just happened to catch my eye."

(Oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them!)