Old One liners

>     A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his
> patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
>
>     "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
>
>     "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
>
>     "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>
>     "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
> Hokey Pokey..."
>
>     "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
>
>     "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>
>     "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
>     "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
>     "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>
>     "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>
>     "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
>
>     "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in
> fact, up there?"
>
>     "Can you hear me NOW?"