"You will be amazed"

Maybe it's just me, but I find this spam immensely entertaining. Each single
line is either patently false, blatant misrepresentation, or totally absurd,
sometimes more than one.

"Be ready next Valentine's day!                        gee, I was just going
to give some flowers. Besides, wasn't that just a week ago?
100% Money Back Guarantee!                        right, and if you believe
that, there's this bridge...
Permanent Larger Erections                              permanent? as in all
the time? this is a good thing?
DR. RECOMENDED!                                    haha. Doctor? I bet this
is a recursive acronym, like PHP.
CLICK HERE TO GET HUGE"                     sounds dangerous, like a mouseup
might suddenly generate swelling

Finally, I wonder how many women find this offer in their mailboxes.

Meantime I gotta start worring about next Valentine's day...