Odd joke

"Marc" <mfl-lg4R7s/[email protected]> Thu, 12 Aug 2004 19:26:40 +0200
Newsgroups gmane.comp.cms.xaraya.curiosa
Organization Xaraya
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there
were three finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA
agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
You have to kill her." The first man said."You cant be serious. I could
never shoot my wife." The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for
this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out
with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the womans turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She
took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after
another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun
was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."