The Quarrel

"Marc" <mfl-lg4R7s/[email protected]> Mon, 1 Nov 2004 22:12:57 +0100

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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
   40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die,

   I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

   'Here Lies My Wife -Cold As Ever'."

   "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

   that reads: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"