Re: What's up?

Funny and relevant. +2 karma points for you.

Dave

Marc wrote:

>President Bush calls in the Head of the CIA and asks, "How come the Jews
>know everything before we do?"
>
> The CIA chief says, "The Jews have this expression:'Vus titzuch?'"
>
> The President says, "Hell, what's that mean?"
>
>  "Well, Mr. President" replies the CIA chief, "It's a Yiddish expression
>which roughly translates to "what's happening".  They just ask each other
>and they know everything."
>
>  The President decides to personally go undercover to determine if this is
>true.    He gets dressed up as an Orthodox Jew (black hat, beard, long black
>coat) and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York, picked up in
>an unmarked car, and dropped off in Brooklyn's most Jewish neighborhood.
>
>  Soon a little old man comes shuffling along. The President stops him and
>whispers, "Vus titzuch?"
>
>  The old guy whispers back: "Bush is in Brooklyn."
>
>
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