Re: Trainee & CEO

David Taylor <[email protected]> Thu, 14 Jul 2005 17:49:36 -0400
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LOL. This actually happened at my company.  There was a big conference 
call the Vice Prez was holding and she was spewing end of quarter 
figures, numbers, etc, when someone says aloud, 'that sounds like 
bullshit', probably thinking thier phone was muted. 

The VP stops and demands, 'Who said that?', to which came the reply, 
'Who wants to know?'

VP:  'This is Gayle Stuffedshirt!' and then came the audible beep-boop 
as the caller hung up.

Man oh man everyone just erupted in laughter at that one.

Dave

Banzai wrote:

> A man joins a big corporation as a trainee. The first day at work, he 
> dials the canteen and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
> The voice from the other end said, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong 
> extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
> "No", replied the trainee.
> "It's the company CEO!"
> The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!" 
> "No", replied the CEO angrily.
> "Good!", replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
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