Who's really in charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who 
was the one in charge.



"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's 
systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all 
over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and 
give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body 
wherever it ! n eeds to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see 
where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for 
waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a 
huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was 
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was 
toxic, so they all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge !!





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who gives a shit.