PARAM...

Why did PARAM go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed.

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PARAM wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
PARAM : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
PARAM : "Give me a green one, please"

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PARAM  is  filling  up  an  application  form  for  a  job. He supplied the
information  for  the  columns  on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to
column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much
thought, he writes " Yes "

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PARAM goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
PARAM : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
PARAM : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
PARAM : "I'll buy it"
The next day, PARAM goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
PARAM : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
PARAM : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
PARAM : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"

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After  taking  photocopies  of documents, PARAM always compares it with the
original for spelling mistakes.

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PARAM  had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered
some  problems.  He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon
after,  he  became  very  irritated  and  called  the computer retailer for
support.
PARAM : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour
and still nobody come and help me!"

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PARAM  with  two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had
happened to his ears and he answered,  "I was ironing a shirt and the phone
ring  -  but  instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the
iron and stuck it to my ear" "Oh dear !" The doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ... what happened to the other ear??"
PARAM answered : "That stupid idiot called back!!!!"

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PARAM talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
PARAM  :  "Could  you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and
Taiping?"
Operator: "Just a minute..."
PARAM :"THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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After  completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,
PARAM proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", PARAM brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." PARAM replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".

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At a bar in New York, the man to PARAM's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE
WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches PARAM and asks, "And you sir?"
PARAM replies : "PARAM MANIAM, MARRIED."