Re: Transition of power
Rémi Bernon <[email protected]> Wed, 2 Apr 2025 08:47:01 +0200
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On 4/1/25 08:00, Alex Henrie wrote: > Loyal vintners and vintresses, > > It is necessary to call your attention to the current state of the > regression leaderboard: Rémi Bernon is up to 20 regressions.[1] > > In an email dated 14 November 2024, our esteemed Principal Oenologist, > Alexandre Julliard, stated:[2] > >> As with the regressions page, the goal should be to *not* be number one on the list. > > The plain meaning is that being Sommelier-in-Chief is a thankless job > that no one in their right mind should aspire to. Nonetheless, it is > an indisputable fact that Rémi's Julliard Rank is now 33% higher than > Julliard himself.[3] (Before the Wine 10.0 code freeze Elizabeth > Figura was the heir presumptive,[4] but her rising star has since > fallen to third place.) Rémi has far and away proved his greater > worthiness. Therefore, by law and custom, Alexandre must step down and > make room for a new leader. > > A coronation will be held at the next WineConf, with light > refreshments following. > > Sincerely, > > The High Council of the International Monarchist League > > [1] https://source.winehq.org/regressions > [2] https://list.winehq.org/mailman3/hyperkitty/list/[email protected]/thread/QOYOIJHTGVUDCFZF2MQ7KFT6A7BFNS7Z/ > [3] https://list.winehq.org/mailman3/hyperkitty/list/[email protected]/thread/7CDUAWL5DWFKXKIZL2WGWU7DNFFR3IP6/ > [4] https://web.archive.org/web/20240915073049/https://source.winehq.org/regressions > I'm impressed by the effort to set this up and glad this was all an April Fool's Day prank. We can close all the bugs now, right? -- Rémi Bernon <[email protected]>