Re: Please don't shoot, but is there a Windows version?

Once upon a time there was a Texan who lived in the far western part of the state
and commuted across the border to New Mexico. Every day he passed an intersection
on the Texas side of the border which was blocked with a construction barricade.
After years of passing by he decided one day to bypass the barrier and see what
was there. The road was a well paved highway and he followed it to the end, it
went 100 miles straight into the Texas desert and stopped. The man went back home
and did some checking at the courthouse. What he found was that in the days of
Huey Long a contractor had sold the state 100 miles of road without specifying
where it was to go and had put it on the cheapest 100 miles he could buy. M$P is
like that road, everything about it is a boondoggle and it won't take you 'where
you want to go'.