He also joked about how sneaky the Jews are because the guy who plays Borat is actually a Jew.

Tim Sabean came in and said that he was down in Florida talking to some
people and it's a much bigger deal than Howard knows. Fred played her
latest single and Howard said she seems to be doing that song wherever
she goes. Janks was also the guy who spread the rumor that Artie had
passed away when they were out in Vegas a few years back.

Howard said it was kind of freaky to tun in and see this woman he sued
to work with talking about stuff like that. Howard took a call from a
guy who said that he put together a game where the guys have to guess if
the item or person is heavier than Artie, who weighed in at 287 pounds
yesterday. The reporter has no idea what's going on and continues to
question him even after the ball references. Artie said he read a book
about the crap that Elvis was eating in the final years of his life.

Chuck said he had to get stitches in his head after being hit in the
head with a champagne bottle. Artie told her that she just wasn't being
funny when she has so many funny things going on in her life. He said
that he knows how Howard must feel though.

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He said that was back when he lived in New York but she has since passed
away. Howard said he's seen that chick but she doesn't do it for him at
all. He said he went to a party one time and Regis was going around
taking pictures of everyone which is something he would never do. Howard
said he has hundreds of people on his card list but it's like a business
thing.

Then after his appearance he saw her again and told her and her whole
crew how good they were. Howard said that Beth was hired by Gillette to
promote this Fusion razor that he's actually been using. Howard said he
shouldn't have come clean if he didn't want to say anything.

Then he said that there were a bunch of fans outside the studios and
they were so enthusiastic that it made him feel really good.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he heard Howard saying he wants
someone to lick his ass so he wanted to go over that. Howard thanked the
caller for the game and thanked Evil Dave for coming in. He was trying
to put it into terms that Howard would understand when he said that.
Gary said that he knows of the woman that Bobo is talking about and
she's one of those chicks who has a big ass. Howard said he has hundreds
of people on his card list but it's like a business thing.