Unless we fight, we won't be free.

Ne monkey pas avec les babouins! ("How To Give A Speech" is continued here. And I was very disappointed by his stubborn, disdainful response to his flood of reader complaints, many of which he deleted.
Rehearse potential excuses.
Notice an entire month has passed and you haven't started writing speech.
You didn't have a juicy Iran-war-inducing story to plant on your cover page? Perhaps we can get together after the show for a drink. You're way too close to Rummy, Bush, and Rice.
The Carnival of the Vanities 192. If you're lucky, it won't be any worse than this:      1. Dems eat brie, Drink chablis. Link                   Email     Mad Kane's Forum      Subscribe to Newsletter      July 20, 2006  Ode To The Groper Ode To The Groper  By Madeleine Begun Kane When diplomacy's needed, Bush gropes.
Joementum Joe, it's time to end your Sen.
Dems will raise your taxes.
)  My humorous how-to's are here and my  workplace humor is here.
By Madeleine Begun Kane Reid ain't a deep thinker, says Specter, The GOP's brain wave detector. Taylor Marsh on Duncan Hunter and the Swiftboating of Jack Murtha.
My limericks and poetry are here.
What's the matter, New York Times? ("How To Give A Speech" is continued here. It's time to oust the GOP, And shove them out the door.
Exploiting Nine-One-One. It's been twenty-eight years Since we married, so Cheers! (You can find my marriage and family humor here. (Here's Alta Vista's Babel Fish Translation  page, just in case my meaning isn't sufficiently obvious.
Wedding Anniversary Limerick  By Madeleine Begun Kane I once met a man on a train.
Bush brags we're safe within his care.
(My  blogging related humor is collected here  and my political limericks and haiku are here. ) But first, I have to recommend this excellent Don Davis song parody: American Lie and the   very cool companion video clip created by Norm at OneGoodMove.
I'm Glad He's Dead, But. Alas, we're lost, cause Dub's unbound. And in the words of  my first Blogger-Verse winner, yes, I coined that phrase! ' Carnival of Satire.
And speaking of John, some brilliant spoofer has just launched AravosisBlog. August 14, 2006  Bush's Favorite Hymn Gets A Rewrite: Amazing Disgrace So, not only is Amazing Grace George Dubya's favorite hymn, but it actually reduces the poor sensitive lad to tears.
Obsess about writing speech. Avedon's in the UK, But she hails from the US of A.
Our  Fourth Amendment tops the list.