Update: Here's the audio link for my radio appearance on WFUV.

He disdains civil rights.

And I also gave each a limerick:Yet Another Ode To Ann Coulter By
Madeleine Begun KaneAnn Coulter lacks powers of reason,Claiming
Murtha-type Dems commit treason.

Took money from the poor. After all, a little birdie tells me many of
you will be hiring criminal lawyers real soon .

Bill's rarely proper. And now it's time for righteous folkTo shove them
out the door. But don't stop with those guys. For my most recent blog
postings and audio files, click here. You can find my song parodies
collected here and my New Year's Resolutions contract is here. An
Anti-Choice Judge Who's Named Sam By Madeleine Begun KaneAn anti-choice
judge who's named SamTells the poor and the weak they should scram.
nicknamed "Duke"Claimed at first, it's a fluke,Duke confessed he the law
did evade. Then Pat Robertson freaked:God won't save you, he
shrieked.

It's hard to picture a talk show host who's worse. This seems like a
good time to mention my holiday humor page which features, among other
things,humorous contracts about holiday office parties, gift giving and
New Year's Resolutions. Impeach George Bush and Cheney too.

After all, a little birdie tells me many of you will be hiring criminal
lawyers real soon . They're claiming his loose lips at parties and
fetesBlew the cover of Valerie Plame.

Bill makes a rumpus, With no moral compass.

He's fond of state powers. or constitutional law .

Bill claims we're screwing blessed Christmas. I wrote "Ode To Bob
Woodward" and "The GOP Liars Are At It Again" a couple of weeks ago, but
somehow forgot to post them. You can read it right here or hear me sing
Auld Lang Impeachment here. If he takes Sandra's place,All our rights
he'll erase, And the wingnuts will have a grand slam. Randy By
Madeleine Begun KaneA Congressman known as Rep. It's an entertaining
reminder of the sundry ways that Bush has managed to wreck our nation.
You can read it right here or hear me sing Auld Lang Impeachment
here.

Senator Frist, however, doesn't share my feelings:Some Say That Reid's
Act Was A Stunt By Madeleine Begun KaneSome say that Reid's act was a
stunt,Just a rude and unfair Frist affront.

Bill makes a rumpus, With no moral compass.

Randy By Madeleine Begun KaneA Congressman known as Rep.

Senator Frist, however, doesn't share my feelings:Some Say That Reid's
Act Was A Stunt By Madeleine Begun KaneSome say that Reid's act was a
stunt,Just a rude and unfair Frist affront. We've finally learned that
Woodward Was the first to get that leak.

I thought I'd celebrate Congressman Randy Cunningham's guilty plea
with a pair of limericks:A Congressman Known As Rep.

We're greeting people wrong, he cries.

Shop lights must twinkle "Merry Christmas.