Some tapestry humour

Found a script that generates ad
slogans...http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

here's a few of the funnier ones for Tapestry..

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred
Tapestry.

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with
Tapestry.

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Tapestry.

Aaahh, Tapestry!

Tapestry - Australian for Beer.

Devon Knows How They Make Tapestry So Creamy.

I am Stuck on Tapestry, 'Cause Tapestry's Stuck on Me.

Uh-oh, Better Get Tapestry.

Kids Will Do Anything For Tapestry.

Tense, Nervous, Tapestry?

Gee, Your Tapestry Smells Terrific.

Tapestry - It Does a Body Good.

Snap! Crackle! Tapestry!

and the best...

Tapestry: The Other White Meat.

Geoff

Geoffrey Longman
Intelligent Works Inc.



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