Kde-release party for 4.9, text for approval.

People,

I just created a rather long text about the release party, I want an
ok before publishing, for I sometimes have a strange sense of humor :)

So, after an OK, I'll publish everything.

Tomaz
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It's that time of the year again, the re-birth, the renaissance, The
KDE 4 on it's ninith reincarnation will arrive at 1st August, making
it the stablest, solidiest, snnapiest and quickiest of them all. a
HUGE effort was put on polishness, more bugs were squished than I can
count, and things got fast, I mean, Really Fast.
And now we need your help. "How?" you may inquire. And there's not
just one answer for that, so I'll give you a bunch:
1 - By organizing a release party ( and rejoice)
2 - By going to a release party ( and rejoice )
3 - By convencing people to go to a release party ( and rejoice )
4 - By being a photograph in the middle of a release party and taking
pics for us ( and rejoice. )
5 - By dressing yourself like Konqui, walking around and hugging
people ( and rejoice )
ps.if you are a Photograph, you will also stop a bit and take a look
at the amazing DigiKam.
But then, you may ask "How do I organize a Release Party?"
not that complicated, there are some rules that should be followed, always.
1 - It's a Party, so you should do Party things.
2 - It's a Party, so you shouldn't do unparty things.
3 - Invite your friends \o/
4 - Invite famous people \o/
5 - HAVE FUN!
6 - Register the party at our Wiki, so everyone knows what's happening. :D
But then you may ask "How can I go to a release party?"
not that complicated, there are some rules that should be follwed, always.
1 - check our wiki, all parties should be there. if there's none near
where you live, create one and blog about it.
2 - Check the time, Check the place, Check your geek stuff, Go.
3 - Invite your friends \o/
4 - Invite famous people \o/
5 - HAVE FUN!
6 - Don't forget to blog about how was the party. \o/
But then you may ask "How can I convence people to go to a release party?"
not that complicated, there are some rules that should be followed, always.
1 - if they don't like computers, Trick Them.
2 - If they work as teachers or professors, tell them how cool the
KDE-Edu guys are.
3 - if they like sports, run to the party, they sure will follow.
4 - if they like arts, Neil Gaiman's poetry about tech.
5 - If they think they are too cool for a release party, invite cooler
people \o/
6 - if they are Photographers, tell them that a bianual event will
happen, and you need good pics. =D
But then you may ask "How can I be a photograph in the middle of a
release party"?
not that complicated, there are some rules that should be followed, always.
1 - You just happen to be there.
2 - You got invited to be there.
3 - You got tricked to be there
4 - You are there because you date someone there.
5 - You love Digikam and the kipi-plugins, and wanna rejoice \o/
But then you may ask "How can I dress myself like konqui and hug people"?
Don't know, but I sure wanna some pictures if you made it. \o/
[[wiki links go here]]


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Tougths?

Tomaz

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