Merry Christmas, in legalese.

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Positively effective tidings, to you and those you legally claim as depende=
nts. We wish you, but in no way guarantee, a reasonably satisfactory Christ=
mas, and/or festive period and/or a non-denominational capitalist wintertim=
e gift-giving season, and a reasonably satisfactory new twelve (12) month p=
eriod. Your mileage may vary, please consult with your attorney.

This seasonal greeting does not constitute a binding agreement of, or conse=
nt to engage in, festive merrymaking. =C2=ABMerrymaking=C2=BB is hereinafte=
r assumed to mean =C2=ABmaking oneself merry=C2=BB. Counsel does not condon=
e making others merry without their consent.

No part of this agreement is to be construed such that I am commanding merr=
iment to be engaged in. But if engaged in may not be as construed as marrym=
ent, but only engaged in slight happiness, or no happiness at all. Please s=
ee Santa Clause law, paragraph 1d 14a of us code 9b.

This was allegedly hilarious, and in the comments section, we intend to hav=
e witness testimony to support that allegation. Of course, =C2=ABhilarity=
=C2=BB is subjective, and we can make no finding of fact that this is, inde=
ed, universally hilarious, but we believe that the statistical evidence wil=
l lead the jury to conclude that to the extent anything can be called hilar=
ious, this, indeed, was.



This is something I created in 2020, and I wanted to share it with all of y=
ou.
It is heavily inspired from this short =C2=ABLegal Eagle=C2=BB video :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DcBL0ClcLwF4

Merry Christmas everyone.

=2D-=20
Johnny A. Solbu
web site,   https://www.solbu.net
PGP key ID: 0x4F5AD64DFA687324

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