Re: where are the gifs?

wow thats really sweet!

[email protected] wrote:
> http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Grid/5762/
> 
> 
> YOU HAVE BEEN FLAMED!
> 
> Hi! You have been referred to this page because you...
> 
> 1) asked a stupid question
> 2) requested warez in the wrong newsgroup
> 3) requested crackz in the wrong newsgroup
> 4) requested serialz in the wrong newsgroup
> 5) requested cheatz in the wrong newsgroup
> 6) have never used a Search Engine
> 7) didn't read the alt.2600 FAQ
> 8) posted something really annoying (spam, porn, etc.)
> 9) are a really dumb fuck
> 10) were born out of wedlock, married a relative or worse
> 11) are an unwelcome presence
> 12) ALL OF THE ABOVE
> 
> You may now consider yourself officially flamed. You are one of the 
> stupidest,
> most annoying, obnoxious, ridiculous, close-minded, pathetic, 
> dumber-than-dumb,
> seriously disturbed, mentally impaired, dead-headed, pig-fucking, 
> pea-brained,
> idiots ever to be considered to be part of the human race.
> The following sentences describe you perfectly:
> 
> 1. A few clowns short of a circus.
> 2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
> 3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
> 4. A few beers short of a six-pack.
> 5. Dumber than a box of hair.
> 6. A few peas short of a casserole.
> 7. Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
> 8. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
> 9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
> 10. One taco short of a combination plate.
> 11. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
> 12. All foam, no beer.
> 13. The cheese slid off her cracker.
> 14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
> 15. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
> 16. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
> 17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
> 18. As smart as bait.
> 19. Chimney's clogged.
> 20. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
> 21. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
> 22. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
> 23. Forgot to pay her brain bill.
> 24. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
> 25. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
> 26. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
> 27. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
> 28. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
> 29. No grain in the silo.
> 30. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
> 31. Receiver is off the hook.
> 32. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
> 33. Skylight leaks a little.
> 34. Slinky's kinked.
> 35. Surfing in Nebraska.
> 36. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
> 37. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
> 38. The lights are on, but nobody's home.
> 39. 24 cents short of a quarter.
> 40. A few tomatoes short of a thick sauce.
> 
> HAVE A NICE DAY!
>