Thunderbird addressbook printing

What I'd really like to be able to do is print my addressbook with only 2 
fields: name and email address.  I would like to be able to print this in tiny 
print with multiple columns such that I could fit the whole thing on one sheet 
of paper, possibly double sided, rather than the 50-page tome I'd print if I 
used the TB printing facility.

I've tried exporting and converting the addressbook file in a number of ways -- 
the best taking a lot of steps and passing the file through several different 
programs and being a far bigger nuisance than it should be.

Am I the only one who'd like to do this?  Most of the fields in the addressbook 
file are absolutely useless but insist on being printed anyway :-(

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Cheers, Bev
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