Re: [OT] [zeuux-universe] 真 正的工程师的生活 :) 兼回应“ 十进制网址”一文

2008/1/25 Zoom. Quiet <[email protected]>:
> 太COOL 了,只有 OT FW!
>
> 2008/1/25 Jian-xiang Alex Peng <[email protected]>:
>
> >     *  抱歉，这是一首英文歌，感觉这是真正的工程师的生活，谨以此回应"十进
> >       制网址"一文中的专家们
> >
> > *The 12 Bugs of Christmas*
> >
真真笑喷凫，使用的招还不是一般小公司能够作到的，試译并收藏了:
http://wiki.woodpecker.org.cn/moin/ProgrammerJokes

春节里冒出的臭虫


*.*
{{{
春节里发现第一只臭虫,经理说:
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第二只臭虫,经理说:
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第三只臭虫,经理说:
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第四只臭虫,经理说:
  用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
  .
春节里发现第五只臭虫,经理说:
  验回尸
  用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第六只臭虫,经理说:
  重启软件
  验回尸
  用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
  .
春节里发现第七只臭虫,经理说:
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第八只臭虫,经理说:
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第九只臭虫,经理说:
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第十只臭虫,经理说:
  用文档混凫
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第十一只臭虫,经理说:
  回复还未支持
  用文档混凫
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.
   .
春节里发现第十二只臭虫,经理说:
  强调介系新特性
  回复还未支持
  用文档混凫
  硬件里闷掉卟
  找折绕过去吧
  告他们该升级了
  重启软件
  验回尸
  用调试器
  重现一家伙
  问一下丫们乍又整出来了?
  看紧点.

}}}

> > *.*
> >
> >     For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     .
> >     For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     .
> >     For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     .
> >     For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Run with the debugger
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Ask for a dump
> >     Run with the debugger
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     .
> >     For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Reinstall the software
> >     Ask for a dump
> >     Run with the debugger
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Say they need an upgrade
> >     Reinstall the software
> >     Ask for a dump
> >     Run with the debugger
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     .
> >     For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Find a way around it
> >     Say they need an upgrade
> >     Reinstall the software Ask for a dump
> >     Run with the debugger
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     .
> >     For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Blame it on the hardware
> >     Find a way around it
> >     Say they need an upgrade
> >     Reinstall the software
> >     Ask for a dump
> >     Run with the debugger
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     .
> >     For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Change the documentation
> >     Blame it on the hardware
> >     Find a way around it
> >     Say they need an upgrade
> >     Reinstall the software
> >     Ask for a dump
> >     Run with the debugger
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     .
> >     For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Say it's not supported
> >     Change the documentation
> >     Blame it on the hardware
> >     Find a way around it
> >     Say they need an upgrade
> >     Reinstall the software
> >     Ask for a dump
> >     Run with the debugger
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
> >     .
> >     For the twelth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
> >     Tell them it's a feature
> >     Say it's not supported
> >     Change the documentation
> >     Blame it on the hardware
> >     Find a way around it
> >     Say they need an upgrade
> >     Reinstall the software
> >     Ask for a dump
> >     Run with the debugger
> >     Try to reproduce it
> >     Ask them how they did it and
> >     See if they can do it again.
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> >
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过程改进乃是开始催生可促生靠谱的人的组织!
'''http://zoomquiet.org
博 @ http://blog.zoomquiet.org/pyblosxom/
维 @ http://wiki.woodpecker.org.cn/moin/ZoomQuiet
豆 @ http://www.douban.com/people/zoomq/
看 @ http://zoomq.haokanbu.com/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Pls. usage OOo to replace M$ Office. http://zh.openoffice.org
Pls. usage 7-zip to replace WinRAR/WinZip.  http://7-zip.org
You can get the truely Freedom 4 software.
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