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Via  Skippy, we learn thatsquirrels have a unique, complex squirrel-speak language, much of which has been translated by scientists. But I still don't want  those damn squirrely critters in my house! "  Which is a whole lot  more interesting than ethics .
Thanks Bill for being such an inspiration! Ain't nothing that his fans won't buy.
This seems like a good time to mention my holiday humor page which features, among other things,humorous contracts about holiday office parties, gift giving and New Year's Resolutions. Unlike many carnivals, the Carnival of the Liberals' host gets to select his favorites from the submissions. I sure hope you'll vote  for me! I thought I'd celebrate  Congressman Randy Cunningham's guilty plea  with a pair of limericks:A Congressman Known As Rep.
They lied us into war.
Then Pat Robertson freaked:God won't save you, he shrieked.
The Dems were quite riledAt her unprovoked bile. They  both abused our Bill of Rights.
But I still don't want  those damn squirrely critters in my house!
Bill likes inciting, And people dividing. They lied us into war.
And if you'd like to subscribe to my podcast feed, here it is. They're claiming his loose lips at parties and fetesBlew the cover of Valerie Plame.
if ya know what I mean. Her seat she should forfeit. Via  Skippy, we learn thatsquirrels have a unique, complex squirrel-speak language, much of which has been translated by scientists.
Took money from the poor. It's hard to picture a talk show host who's worse.
I can't wait till Ms. Not saying merry,Christmas is very,Belligerent and most unwise.
Shop lights must twinkle "Merry Christmas. But I promise my class'll be really, really short.
You can find my previous Pat Robertson humor here.
And needless to say,  there won't be a test. Now that Mike's telling tales,And Jack Abramoff's nailed,We shall soon have a jailed wingnut stack.