Artie said that if they bet yes, they would be a ''winnahhhh.

Howard said he's not into that but there were times in the past when they could have done that. He said they have a guest on the show by the name of The Game who talks about fingering Vita Guerra and gets very graphic.
He said he had paper after paper but wasn't able to find it. That led to Howard saying that Richard Christy has been with a black chick. 8:25amArtie's Assistant Teddy Under Fire.
He said he couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Ralph called in so Howard said he was glad that he didn't get a call from him during the game giving him updates. He said it would be unbelievable if it came down to Rudy and Hillary Clinton. Will came in and explained it to Howard with a pretty quick and simple explanation that they he seemed to understand. Howard said the kid must have been about 15 and he was way ahead of anyone he knew.
Artie said he thanked Dan for that but didn't want him to do anything too crazy. 9:45amRobin's News And Other Various Stuff.
Howard told him he'd look better with the pony tail gone. He said before he left he went with the Colts in the over.
He got back to the story about this stripper who he had sex with.
Howard let Mama go and Gary came in with something about the Coke commercial that Howard was talking about earlier. Howard was talking about how he has more listeners than a Letterman or Leno do on their late night shows. He met a girl who said that she would have fucked Artie. That led to Howard talking about how great that feeling is too.
Howard asked Artie if the stripper swallowed his cum. Howard said he heard Dan wasn't going to go to Vegas.
Howard Howard took a call from a guy who said that he should check out Prince live since he is performing at some place out in Vegas. Artie said he didn't have to shower, he just woke up and she did it.
He got into his show preview and went over the stories they'll be covering on the show today.
She said that the weather does add something to the game. '' The chick did point out that he had gained weight and he should take care of himself. He said he and his friends were there and this midget was already drunk when they walked in.
He figured the under was bullshit so he went with the over and figured he had a lock. Artie said Shuli seems to be fine smoking the stuff and functioning normally. He said that Teddy does walk around like he's become Artie. He said the guy wanted to do this chick. Artie said he's got a great rap with women.
He thinks that a real full time assistant would be happy to make that kind of money.