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Gary said that Sal is still using his exploding pen trick while there's the smell of gas there in the city. He said that he and Scott DePace are having a cheese steak out at a deli. They said that the proper disciplinary action was being taken for that guy.
He said he might be Al Qaeda.
Howard asked how they met them before.
Howard said he started that chess game at 6 in the morning yesterday.
Ralph called in and said that this was pretty scary shit and he's not going to leave his apartment today.
The Napier Brothers Bring In Hot Chick Christina.
They've been on the show before but today they brought in a chick that they claim is the hottest chick he'll ever see.
Howard told Susan that she's lucky she wasn't the victim of a drive-by after doing something with a dildo on a black guy.
Howard said they heard that there was a really strong gas smell and then that Penny Crone was out on the street and crying.
Artie said he was going to take the hit for that whole thing since he didn't get to those packages. They have directions to the wedding and stuff like that in there as well.
Lisa said that Steve Langford will be there at the Bubba wedding.
Howard said he looks smaller in person. Howard asked Gary to get Beth on the phone so he could ask her if he could talk about this stuff. Richard said they were dancing on a bar and stuff like that out there.
Artie said it sure feels good when something is leaving that area though.
She doesn't need these assholes to help her out if she's that hot.
Howard asked her if she's sleeping with him or not.
Doug Goodstein came in and said that there's a huge fuel spill down by the In Demand offices downtown.
Howard had Eric talk a little bit while Fred was playing his buzzer sound effect for Eric's ''Ehh'' sounds.
Sal said that he's that tall when he's in his wheelchair.
Sal did his impression of Eric rolling over to the tissues while Fred was playing the power wheelchair sound effects. Jon was whipping through a bunch of calls and there even more people calling in with the exact same information about the mercaptan. Howard blasted a fart into the mic in honor of this gas smell that was going on.
He said that he never even really calls her Beth and claimed that he calls her Artie instead.