There is only one possible way this could happen that would be even remotely acceptable.

Bowman <[email protected]> Thu, 1 Feb 2007 22:42:58 -0500
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The only one I remember now is 'Gazoonting' - the act of using your nose
to poke the center of a newspaper or magazine so that you can actually
turn the page.
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