Robin said that's probably the way Daniel Carver is looking at it.

Artie said Teddy did do something kind of weird on New Year's Eve. Teddy said the guy was a saint because he came out from dinner and pulled the tooth for free.
He eventually said he was going to turn the show back over to Howard so the guys could talk about the Super Bowl. Jason said he wasn't asked to print it. He said he's a traitor because of that.
He said it would be unbelievable if it came down to Rudy and Hillary Clinton. Jon said he knew Artie was going out there and he figured he'd place a small bet. That led to the guys talking about that guy's name and how odd it is. Howard has never gone to a whore though. Artie said he did four shows there at the Luxor and had a great time doing that.
Gary said he had a great Page 69 story about that game. Artie said he's not the easiest person to get in touch with.
Howard and Robin talked about how they feel much safer walking around the city these days and what a great job Rudy did. He got into his show preview and went over the stories they'll be covering on the show today.
He said he just wanted to mellow out on his drive home but it turns into this whole Real World episode.
Artie said he has to sort through a lot of shit and it's going to take some time. Artie Gets Laid In Vegas. Dan said it's like when you drop your fork in a restaurant and they bring you another one. She's apparently been able to beat it so Howard said it's a shame that Dana Reeve wasn't able to beat it but Farrah has.
Gary said that Teddy has a job there already so when he gets paid more money to work for Artie, that upsets people. Howard asked Artie if he got on top of the chick.
Howard said that chick isn't that hot either. it was very awkward but he got it done.
He got back to the story about this stripper who he had sex with.
The cops had to come over and drag him out of there. Gary said that Teddy has a job there already so when he gets paid more money to work for Artie, that upsets people. Howard let Mama go and Gary came in with something about the Coke commercial that Howard was talking about earlier.
Artie said he got the professional help he needed this weekend. Artie said if you don't get any chicks until later in life, you feel you have to lie to future girlfriends. Howard eventually found out that he was a defensive back which can be a smaller guy. The caller also asked why SIRIUS didn't run an ad on CBS. JD had recorded it for him and he was listening to it earlier in the morning.
Sal asked Artie if the stripper blew him before he washed up that afternoon.