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At Lying And Cheating Tom's Best By Madeleine Begun Kane At lying and
cheating Tom's best.

The latest Carnival of Satire is here, and it's jam-packed with
laughs.

Liar quite transparent. Where the hell is my political hilarity? I was
honored to be on the fine panel of judges for HumorFeed's Fake News
Story contest. Watch those right-wing pundits shouting on the TV tube,
Claiming that Cheney didn't do nothing wrong.

Lo mein and dumplings and fried onion rings. Which brings me to my
latest song parody: Ode To Takeout, which you can sing to My Favorite
Things from The Sound of Music.

You might end up dead.

Barbecued chicken: Just breasts and some wings. Those weren't
aberrations When he ordered up those leaks.

It's just April Fools. It defies all belief That he's Dubya's new Chief.
You go to war though it is wrong.

He'll embarrass at most any forum.

He'll aim for your torso, Or even your head. And if you'd like to listen
to the audio podcast version of this post, just click here. Earmarking
her tax deductible Katrina Fund donation to Ignite, her son Neil's
education software company, is outrageous enough.

How dare Congress-Critters question and maybe even block Bush's insane
plan to sell port management rights to a firm owned by a country waist
deep in terrorist ties! I guess Karl has Frist's balls in a twist.

" Faking Contrition Song Parody (Sing to "Waltzing Matilda") By
Madeleine Begun Kane Faking contrition.

Andy and Josh deserves some limericks, too, don't you think?

In fact, I was planning to do a podcast version of this post, but I woke
up today with laryngitis.

My political limericks are collected here. So what if you lose arms and
calves, And whole men too and gals galore, Cause Bush and Don love
waging war.

So kudos must also go to Jason Levinson, for his wonderful Dubya
impersonation and to his equally entertaining fellow cast members,
Abigail Nessen; Andrea McCormick; and Chris Van Hoy. His sanity needs
some perusal.

But that's just cause Cheney Don't want to be sued. (Philip Barron and
Steve Gilliard didn't like Henninger's column any more than I did.

Now Dub's spokesman, poor Scotty is not. Beef yakiniku, but please hold
the sushi. (When we have six inches of snow, neighbor teens eagerly
peddle their snow shoveling services.

You'd think those House and Senate guys Would tire of George Bush's
lies.

A photographer snapped it. Rumsfeld's quite abysmal.

Card's Been Replaced By Madeleine Begun Kane Andy H.

However, I can't say enough good things about Don Davis's witty and
thought provoking One State Two State Red State Blue State: A Satirical
Guide to the Political and Culture Wars.

Our rights are at risk with Judge Sam on the bench, So block his
appointment and act like a mensch. Josh Marshall wants to know if
anyone's crazy enough to work for the White House Perm. And the
current Carnival of the Vanities is here.