"They'd imprison some pressAnd they'd stifle the rest,Cause the truth for such men has no season.

But a GOP whore,Who's still wrong on the war,Has to forfeit his Senator
title.

Read about writing speech. Carnival of SatireCarnival of the
LiberalsTour de America: A Tribute to Patriot Floyd LandisHoward Mortman
is helping a great non-partisan charity called ThanksUSA.

Decide you should really give speech because it will enhance your
reputation, be educational, build character. Suffer from nightmares
featuring you, your microphone, and three angry apes. And show disdain
for Dems who disagree.

Talk about writing speech. My Condi Rice song parody is here and my
music related humor is here. Joementum Joe, it's time to end your Sen.
Rehearse potential excuses. Here's the personal limerick I've written in
her honor:Ode To Avedon By Madeleine Begun KaneMs. You oft behave as if
your word's the gospel. By Madeleine Begun KaneThe Supremes slapped
George Dubya quite hard,Saying George, you ain't Czar, King, or God.
Here's the personal limerick I've written in her honor:Ode To Avedon By
Madeleine Begun KaneMs. Bush-Cheney threaten rights held dear. And shove
them out the door.

Yet again, precious privacy's stiffed.

You're in for a fight. Though our nation's at war,You can't break the
law,So stop riding o'er Congress roughshod. Wonder if your doctor would
give you a note diagnosing laryngitis of indeterminate duration. You've
let us down, it's time to pay the price.

Your words and actions aid the GOP.

Carnival of the Vanities.

Spend the next week scheming to extricate yourself from your
commitment.

It's time to dump some tea. Wonder if your doctor would give you a note
diagnosing laryngitis of indeterminate duration. Some Notable
Posts:Skippy is doing something about Chuck Roberts and he wants your
help.

Receive invitation to speak because of your expertise in tapestry,
arachnids, the World Wide Web.

By Madeleine Begun KaneZarqawi is dead, which is great,But I still must
George Dubya berate,Cause he passed up some ops,To kill him full
stop,Causing thousands to lose kids and mates.

Exploiting danger, risks, and fear.

My money related satire is here and my privacy humor is here.

My limericks and poetry are here.