Target and Omni Group to Merge

I know that things can get tough for a star-class software company here 
in Seattle, but I must note this strange co-incidence? ( I think NOT!).
When I checked my email this morning I found this message:

From: [email protected]
Subject: Sneaky-peek feedback

and directly under it I found this message:

[email protected]
Subject: 	Last chance for free shipping on summer sneak-peeks

It's clear to me that bigger things than just issuing a new browser 
that drops every user who has not spent a hundred bucks on Tiger out of 
the picture are afoot at Omni Group.

Congratulations even if this is the most bizarre exit strategy I've 
ever seen.