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Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated.
The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor.
It is he who has broken the bond of marriage -- not I. I only break its bondage.
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
A constant smirk upon the face, and a whiffing activity of the body, are strong indications of futility.
Facts are God's arguments we should be careful never to misunderstand or pervert them.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Nothing puzzles me more than time and space and yet nothing troubles me less, as I never think about them.
Experience which was once claimed by the aged is now claimed exclusively by the young.
Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
No sooner said than done -- so acts your man of worth.
I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty.
A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.
To buy books would be a good thing if we also could buy the time to read them.