It's Amnesty Month! in BGT Land
"'Kathy Waters' [email protected] [backpackgeartesters]" <[email protected]> Thu, 9 Jun 2016 09:56:42 -0600
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Hear ye! Hear ye! By order of the supreme ruler of BGT Land, aka BridGeT, the next 30 days hence forth (until July 10) have been declared Amnesty Month. All deserters of BGT Land for whatever reason - occupational slavery, martial bondage, the plague, etc. - will be pardoned and relieved of the onerous punishment of two (2) Owner Reviews before acceptance back into the BGT fold. Prodigal sons (and daughters) are awaited with eagerness to the application to test process. Make haste! Signed and Sealed by: Kathy - BridGet's slave PS -Knaves who slunk off into the night with ill-gotten goods are not included in this offer and may be tarred and feathered.